If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
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A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
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There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
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A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
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Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
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Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
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GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
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In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
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I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
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I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
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EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
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We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
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A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
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We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
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There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
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Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
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A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
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Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
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Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
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If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
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6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
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Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
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A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
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I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
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There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.
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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
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How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
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Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
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If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
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Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
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If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
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Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
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Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Friendship Messages
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
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One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
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Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
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A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
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If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
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People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
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If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
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If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
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A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
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They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
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When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”
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Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
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It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
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In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
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Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
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A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
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Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
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Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
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Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
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Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
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Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
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You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
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A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
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Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
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No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
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There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
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Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
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Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
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I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
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When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
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My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
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When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
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A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
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A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.
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If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
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A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
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Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
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You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
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Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
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Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
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A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
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I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
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Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
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A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
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We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
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One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
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Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
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A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
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If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
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People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
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If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
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If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
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A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
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They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
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When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”
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Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
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It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
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In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
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Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
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A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down
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Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!
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Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!
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Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
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Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
--------------------------------------------------------------
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.
--------------------------------------------------------------
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
--------------------------------------------------------------
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
--------------------------------------------------------------
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
--------------------------------------------------------------
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
--------------------------------------------------------------
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
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Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
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Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
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I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
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When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
--------------------------------------------------------------
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
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When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
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A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
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A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.
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If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
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A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it
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Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die
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You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
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Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
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Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
--------------------------------------------------------------
A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
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I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
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The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
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Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
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A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
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The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
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We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
New Nice sms
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
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When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
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what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
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When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
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Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me
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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!
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The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
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.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
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VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
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u r a donkey
d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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u r stupid
s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand
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I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
What have you stepped in to smell this way
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
.....................................................................
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
.....................................................................
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
.....................................................................
When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
.....................................................................
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
.....................................................................
what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
.....................................................................
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
.....................................................................
Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
.....................................................................
I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
............................
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
.............................
When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
............................
Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me
............................
Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again
............................
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!
............................
The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
............................
.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
............................
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
............................
VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
............................
u r a donkey
d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!
............................
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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u r stupid
s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand
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I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Valentine's Day Special
What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others,
from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart.
Be my Valentine now & forever.
Hi sweetheart, I thought it would be nice to let you and everyone else know that I love you more than anything, and that I can't wait to hold you...happy valentine's day!
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Without love I cannot live,
You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
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Happy Valentine Day my Love..
My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U,
My arms R empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but,
My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!
1000 words 1 cood say.
1000 wishes 1 cood pray.
1000 miles legs cood walk.
1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.
1000 times ill b true.
1000 ways 2 say I love you!
i luv ur eyes
i luv ur smile.
i cherish ur ways
i adore ur style.
Wot can i say?
ur 1 of a kind
& 24/7 ur on my mind!
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.
he picked you out from all the rest
cos he knew id luv you the best!
Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!
On this Valentine Day
I am sending you to an island
full of kisses on a sea of love!
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
i cnt txt u roses,
nor fax u my heart,
id email u kisses
but wed still b apart,
i luv u 2bits just wish u culd c,
i care 4 u so much u mean da world 2 me
but kept in the hearts of others,
from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart.
Be my Valentine now & forever.
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Candy, chocolate, hearts, and candles
teddy bears & sweet midnight walks
Tho i'm not there to give u these
I send u luv my sweet Valentine
teddy bears & sweet midnight walks
Tho i'm not there to give u these
I send u luv my sweet Valentine
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Love grows despite distance &
flowers with time apart. I miss
u dear, but my heart grows strong.
Be my Valentine, I give u my
heart 4ever.
flowers with time apart. I miss
u dear, but my heart grows strong.
Be my Valentine, I give u my
heart 4ever.
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Cats go meow and cows go moo
but I'm just blue cause i miss you!
Be my valentine?
but I'm just blue cause i miss you!
Be my valentine?
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Couldn't wait another day to say I Love You!
Happy Valentine Day sweetheart
Happy Valentine Day sweetheart
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With you it's Valentine's Day 365 days a year.
Happy Valentine Day My Love
Happy Valentine Day My Love
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If a day had 36 hours i'd spend 12 picking u flowers
If we had 48 life would surely be great
And if it was 72?
I'd climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you
But...all we have is 24
Which means i'll keep the message short
And simply spend every precious hour with you
Today n forever.. Happy Valentine Day My love.
If we had 48 life would surely be great
And if it was 72?
I'd climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you
But...all we have is 24
Which means i'll keep the message short
And simply spend every precious hour with you
Today n forever.. Happy Valentine Day My love.
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I know that we are still new in our relation!
but i am looking forward to celebrate this day with you
and to make Each day of our life a valentine's one
(You OWn my HEART/SOUL/THOUGHTS),
Happy Valentines Day honey.
but i am looking forward to celebrate this day with you
and to make Each day of our life a valentine's one
(You OWn my HEART/SOUL/THOUGHTS),
Happy Valentines Day honey.
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Love is the language our hearts use to speak to one another.
For you, my dear, my heart sings.
For you, my dear, my heart sings.
Happy Valentines Day my lovely Angel
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Thank you for being there when I laughed,
Thank you for always having my back,
and lending a friendly ear.
Thank you for being there when I needed a friend,
and for when I needed a little more.
That's why you're my valentine,
and the one I truly adore.
Thank you for always having my back,
and lending a friendly ear.
Thank you for being there when I needed a friend,
and for when I needed a little more.
That's why you're my valentine,
and the one I truly adore.
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Happy Valentines Day my Sweetheart,
my love for you just gets stronger and stronger as each day passes by!
my love for you just gets stronger and stronger as each day passes by!
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You mean more to me than you'll ever know.
Thank you for always being here for me, sweetie.
I love you more than anything!!! Love always
Thank you for always being here for me, sweetie.
I love you more than anything!!! Love always
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When the night comes, look at the sky.
If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true,
because I did it and I found you.
If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true,
because I did it and I found you.
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Theres a warmth in my heart.
It haunts me when you're gone.
Mend me to your side and never let go.
The more I live The more I know,
what's simple is true, I love you.
It haunts me when you're gone.
Mend me to your side and never let go.
The more I live The more I know,
what's simple is true, I love you.
You are my Valentine
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Love is hard and will always be,
but remember somebody loves you and
that one is ME !
but remember somebody loves you and
that one is ME !
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i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'
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For the world you are somebody,
but for somebody, you are the world!
Lots of love to you
coz for me that Somebody is you.
but for somebody, you are the world!
Lots of love to you
coz for me that Somebody is you.
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You know what,
in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love
and I want the whole world to know
that I will never forget you!
in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love
and I want the whole world to know
that I will never forget you!
Lots of Love on Valentine Day.
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If I die and go to heaven,
I put your name on a golden star.
So that all the angels can see
how much you mean to me!!
I love you my valentine
I put your name on a golden star.
So that all the angels can see
how much you mean to me!!
I love you my valentine
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Our first Valentines Day together.
Roses are available in more than one color, red.
Violets come in other colors too besides blue.
Sugar rots your teeth because it is so sweet.
But there is no doubt, I love you.
Love you with all my heart.
Roses are available in more than one color, red.
Violets come in other colors too besides blue.
Sugar rots your teeth because it is so sweet.
But there is no doubt, I love you.
Love you with all my heart.
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Hi sweetheart, I thought it would be nice to let you and everyone else know that I love you more than anything, and that I can't wait to hold you...happy valentine's day!
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I love now, tommorrow, and today,
and if God give me the time..
I'll love you 'till the end of my life...
and if God give me the time..
I'll love you 'till the end of my life...
Love u a lot my Valentine
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Happy Valentines my sweetheart
I love you forever and ever.
May all of our times together be filled with happiness
and Joy for thats what you have brought to me.
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
I love you forever and ever.
May all of our times together be filled with happiness
and Joy for thats what you have brought to me.
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
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What is a flower without the sun,
what is the earth without the sky.
What am I without you,
that is why I tell you … I love you darling
what is the earth without the sky.
What am I without you,
that is why I tell you … I love you darling
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Like a rose needs water,
like a season needs change,
like a poet needs a pen,
I need you!!
like a season needs change,
like a poet needs a pen,
I need you!!
Love you a lot Sweetheart
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(\_/)
(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you.
(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you.
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If I die and go to heaven,
I'll put your name on a golden star.
So that all the angels can see,
how much you mean to me.
I'll put your name on a golden star.
So that all the angels can see,
how much you mean to me.
Love you .. You are my Valentine for now n Ever.
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Without love I cannot live,
You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
Happy Valentine Day my Love..
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I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!
So here i am sending you this little sms
to let you know Still i have ways to send you my love.
So here i am sending you this little sms
to let you know Still i have ways to send you my love.
Lots of Love to my Valentine
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There are thousands of roses on this world,
even if I gave you every rose to you,
that would not be enough to tell you
how much I love you!
even if I gave you every rose to you,
that would not be enough to tell you
how much I love you!
Happy Valentine Day my Love..
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I learned how... - 2 love - 2 smile - 2 B happy - 2 B strong -
2 Work hard - 2 B honest - 2 B faithful - 2 forgive -
But I couldn't learn how... - 2 Stop remembering you.
2 Work hard - 2 B honest - 2 B faithful - 2 forgive -
But I couldn't learn how... - 2 Stop remembering you.
Missing you on Valentine Day
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Love is not made only for lovers.
It is also for friends who love each other better than lovers.
It is also for friends who love each other better than lovers.
Happy Valentine Day.
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My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U,
My arms R empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but,
My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!
Missing you on Valentine Day.
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How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?
How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?
How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?
How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?
How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?
Happy Valentine Day My Love
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1000 words 1 cood say.
1000 wishes 1 cood pray.
1000 miles legs cood walk.
1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.
1000 times ill b true.
1000 ways 2 say I love you!
Happy Valentine Day my love
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i luv ur eyes
i luv ur smile.
i cherish ur ways
i adore ur style.
Wot can i say?
ur 1 of a kind
& 24/7 ur on my mind!
Lots of love to my Valentine
Happy Valentine Day
.................................................................
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.
he picked you out from all the rest
cos he knew id luv you the best!
Happy Valentine Day my love.
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If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.
Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!
Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!
Love you my Valentine
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Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart
And for me you are the one who captures my heart.
And for me you are the one who captures my heart.
Happy Valentine Day my Love
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SMAK ... A mobile kiss... So Keep your mobile close to your ear!
Even i m far i can send you my love on this valentine Day
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY my Sweetheart
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Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!
Would you be My Valentine for now & ever ?
Happy Valentine day Sweety
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On this Valentine Day
I am sending you to an island
full of kisses on a sea of love!
Happy Valentine Day
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If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
Happy Valentine Day sweetheart
You will always remain with me
You will always remain with me
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A butterfly needs its wings ...
an icebear needs cold weather
and I ... I need you!
an icebear needs cold weather
and I ... I need you!
Missing you on valentine day
..............................................................................
Like a rose needs water,
like a season needs change,
like a poet needs a pen,
I need you!
like a season needs change,
like a poet needs a pen,
I need you!
Missing you My Valentine
..............................................................................
To the world you are one person
but to me u are the world!
but to me u are the world!
Happy Valentine Day my Love
...............................................................................
i cnt txt u roses,
nor fax u my heart,
id email u kisses
but wed still b apart,
i luv u 2bits just wish u culd c,
i care 4 u so much u mean da world 2 me
Missing you on Valentine Day
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my eyez reacted,
my mind was attracted,
my heart was affected,
thousands were rejected,
but u alone was selected!!
Coz only you are my valentine
my mind was attracted,
my heart was affected,
thousands were rejected,
but u alone was selected!!
Coz only you are my valentine
Happy Valentine Day
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Insults
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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Another MOON ? ..........Possible
Another SUN ? ..............Possible
Another SKY ? ................Possible
Another Friend Like U ? .........Impossible
'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice
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Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
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U r the ACCENT of my Life,
ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
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Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME
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so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
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U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance !
U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder !
U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory !
And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
-------------------------------------------------
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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Another MOON ? ..........Possible
Another SUN ? ..............Possible
Another SKY ? ................Possible
Another Friend Like U ? .........Impossible
'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice
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Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
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U r the ACCENT of my Life,
ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
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Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME
--------------------------------------------------
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
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U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance !
U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder !
U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory !
And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!
Friday, January 20, 2006
Really Nice Collection
U must be a good runner, because ur always running in my mind.
U must be a good thief, because u have stolen my heart.
& I m always a bad shooter, because I miss u always.
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()""""()
( 'o' ) hmm..
( ,>$<, )
wait let me pray
()""""()
( -.-)
( ,(")),
DeaR GOD, plz.. Knock sum sense into the person reading this message
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Words begin with ABC,
numbers begin with 123,
music begins with do, re, mi
and friendship begins with U and ME!
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When you are counting all your friends,
the oldest, the best & the new...
I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
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when all the season will be dry,
when all the bird leave the sky,
when all friends say u good bye,
U will found me there to say hi…
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Remember 2 remember me!4get 2 4get me!
Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me
I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...!
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~* last night thinking of u..... i saw tears coming out of my eyes...
i asked one of them..."y r u coming out..???"
it replied..."in yr eyes...there is someon most beautiful....reason to yr smile... n u love the most... so now we hav no space in yr eyes..."
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Just Go To Hell !! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Yes You ! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. U Only !! .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. I Just Thought Of It.... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Because Only You Can Change Hell Into Heaven By Your SweetNess
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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u.
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Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
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If I were to be anything in this world.....I'd be ur tears!!!? So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
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U r 100% beautiful,
u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet ,
u r 100% nice,
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.......
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I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****
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there iz a meeting at mental hospital.... all doctors, nurses n attendent r present... but meeting has not started coz patient iz busy in reading this
sms...!
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love which is only an epioside
in the life of man, is the entire
history of a woman's life.
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'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you
trust
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L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....
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If u drop me, I’ll break.
If u hold me, I’ll shake.
If u need me, I’ll hurry.
If u don’t call me, I’ll worry.
If u hurt me, I’ll cry.
But if u leave me, I’ll die.
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when all the season will be dry,
when all the bird leave the sky,
when all friends say u good bye,
U will found me there to say hi…
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life is like an icecream
so enjoy it last it melts
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Actually
...
Chemically
...
Physically
..
Biologically
...
Geographically
...
Historically
...
Mathematically
...
Equaly
...
Finally
...
Totally
...
I
...
Want
...
2
...
DISTURB U :P
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One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life! You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY
LIFE!!!
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some like goldenship
some like silvership
but i like one ship
that is friendship.
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
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TiTaNiC
Although it was a BiG ShiP buT it SuNk sO the best ShiP iS StilL!!!
FrEiNd ShIp !!
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I have da ‘I’
I have da ‘L’
I have da ‘o’
I have da ‘v’
I have da ‘e’
So plz can i have ‘U’
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H = How are you?
E = Everything all right?
L = Like to hear from you
L = Love to see you soon!
O = Obviously, I miss you
So, HELLO!
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a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."
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I am getting marrried next week.
There will be small party
and only a few people will be invited.
Dont brings any gifts.
just brings SOMEONE to marry me.
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Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind
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Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME
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I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST
& the most beautiful person on the earth,
but then I thought.........
SUICIDE is a crime.
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Don`t Walk Infront Of Me,I May Not Follow,Don`t Walk Behind Me,I May Not Lead,Just Walk Beside Me Like A frnd;)
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It Takes A Min 2 Find A Special Person,An Hour To Appritiate Them,A Day 2 Luv Them,But Then Entire Life 2 Forget Them
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H-how are u.
E-empty without u
L-life is meaningless withoutu
L-love u it is not what u think.
O-obviously missin u.
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$e@$on$ Ch@nges.....We@ther Ch@anges.....D@y Ch@nges...But....My Luv 4 U;) Never Ch@nges
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I Believe In AnglesThe kind that Heaven Send I`m Surrounded By Angles But I call Them My Best Frnds;)
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MORNING isa wonderfulblessing..either stormyor sunny, itstands forhope..giving us another start of what we call.. L-I-F-E-
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What is the difference between your and my smile?
u smile wen u r Happy & i smile wen u r Happy :)
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.
.'12'.
9 !/ 3
'.6.'
.'12'.
9 !_ 3
'.6.'
.'12'.
9 _! 3
'.6.'
All the time
i Need U
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U must be a good thief, because u have stolen my heart.
& I m always a bad shooter, because I miss u always.
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()""""()
( 'o' ) hmm..
( ,>$<, )
wait let me pray
()""""()
( -.-)
( ,(")),
DeaR GOD, plz.. Knock sum sense into the person reading this message
-------------------------------------------------------------
Words begin with ABC,
numbers begin with 123,
music begins with do, re, mi
and friendship begins with U and ME!
-------------------------------------------------------------
When you are counting all your friends,
the oldest, the best & the new...
I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"
-------------------------------------------------------------
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
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when all the season will be dry,
when all the bird leave the sky,
when all friends say u good bye,
U will found me there to say hi…
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Remember 2 remember me!4get 2 4get me!
Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me
I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...!
-------------------------------------------------------------
~* last night thinking of u..... i saw tears coming out of my eyes...
i asked one of them..."y r u coming out..???"
it replied..."in yr eyes...there is someon most beautiful....reason to yr smile... n u love the most... so now we hav no space in yr eyes..."
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Just Go To Hell !! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Yes You ! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. U Only !! .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. I Just Thought Of It.... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Because Only You Can Change Hell Into Heaven By Your SweetNess
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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u.
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Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
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If I were to be anything in this world.....I'd be ur tears!!!? So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
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U r 100% beautiful,
u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet ,
u r 100% nice,
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.......
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I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****
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there iz a meeting at mental hospital.... all doctors, nurses n attendent r present... but meeting has not started coz patient iz busy in reading this
sms...!
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love which is only an epioside
in the life of man, is the entire
history of a woman's life.
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'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you
trust
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L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....
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If u drop me, I’ll break.
If u hold me, I’ll shake.
If u need me, I’ll hurry.
If u don’t call me, I’ll worry.
If u hurt me, I’ll cry.
But if u leave me, I’ll die.
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when all the season will be dry,
when all the bird leave the sky,
when all friends say u good bye,
U will found me there to say hi…
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life is like an icecream
so enjoy it last it melts
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Actually
...
Chemically
...
Physically
..
Biologically
...
Geographically
...
Historically
...
Mathematically
...
Equaly
...
Finally
...
Totally
...
I
...
Want
...
2
...
DISTURB U :P
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One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life! You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY
LIFE!!!
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some like goldenship
some like silvership
but i like one ship
that is friendship.
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
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TiTaNiC
Although it was a BiG ShiP buT it SuNk sO the best ShiP iS StilL!!!
FrEiNd ShIp !!
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I have da ‘I’
I have da ‘L’
I have da ‘o’
I have da ‘v’
I have da ‘e’
So plz can i have ‘U’
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H = How are you?
E = Everything all right?
L = Like to hear from you
L = Love to see you soon!
O = Obviously, I miss you
So, HELLO!
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a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."
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I am getting marrried next week.
There will be small party
and only a few people will be invited.
Dont brings any gifts.
just brings SOMEONE to marry me.
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Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind
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Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : Thats YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME
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I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST
& the most beautiful person on the earth,
but then I thought.........
SUICIDE is a crime.
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Don`t Walk Infront Of Me,I May Not Follow,Don`t Walk Behind Me,I May Not Lead,Just Walk Beside Me Like A frnd;)
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It Takes A Min 2 Find A Special Person,An Hour To Appritiate Them,A Day 2 Luv Them,But Then Entire Life 2 Forget Them
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H-how are u.
E-empty without u
L-life is meaningless withoutu
L-love u it is not what u think.
O-obviously missin u.
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$e@$on$ Ch@nges.....We@ther Ch@anges.....D@y Ch@nges...But....My Luv 4 U;) Never Ch@nges
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I Believe In AnglesThe kind that Heaven Send I`m Surrounded By Angles But I call Them My Best Frnds;)
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MORNING isa wonderfulblessing..either stormyor sunny, itstands forhope..giving us another start of what we call.. L-I-F-E-
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What is the difference between your and my smile?
u smile wen u r Happy & i smile wen u r Happy :)
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.
.'12'.
9 !/ 3
'.6.'
.'12'.
9 !_ 3
'.6.'
.'12'.
9 _! 3
'.6.'
All the time
i Need U
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Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Some More Jokes
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"
The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!
Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door
Q: Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A: Because they are afraid of what they have created!
A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?
Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in this one!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
Confidence and Confidential Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential
Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker
Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!
r mosquitoes religious? Yes They first sing over u & then prey on you
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?
What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS
Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
Sincere Apology:
If u dont like my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!
Advice
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!
Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door
Q: Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A: Because they are afraid of what they have created!
A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?
Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in this one!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
Confidence and Confidential Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential
Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker
Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!
r mosquitoes religious? Yes They first sing over u & then prey on you
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?
What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS
Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
Sincere Apology:
If u dont like my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!
Advice
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Great Jokes
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.
I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?
I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly
When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!
I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?
I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly
When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!
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